At any rate, after a long communication drought (life DOES happen), we connected last Wednesday night. Ironically, neither of us could sleep, and each chose to logon. I noticed a pop-up on my social media, so started messaging. That led to a video call, and that's how my wish list has gotten smaller.Our texting was somewhat "colorful," referencing body parts/functions/activities. Before we knew it, we were "on camera." I was completely naked (I ALWAYS sleep in the nude); Deb was wearing a baby blue satin nightie. Deb is a fairly large woman, but announced she'd lost 15 pounds in the preceding month. Of course, I congratulated her as I noticed the spaghetti straps of her nighty were slipping off her shoulders.As we talked, we continued to make suggestive comments. That led to "would you like to see one (breast)?" I replied with "One? They come in pairs, don't they?" Deb laughed, reached into her bodice, and released her more-than-generous mounds. She took me on a tour, e.g. "This is. "7"."8"."9"."10".There was silence through-out the room ... The auctioneer quickly closed the auction and it was all done. Pastor Jones had bought himself a talking bird.As he went to pay for it he mentioned that $10 was a bit much to pay for a bird... "Are you sure it can talk?" Of course I'm sure, who do you think was bidding against you? The silly bird never learnt to count past ten or we'd still be here."So Pastor Jones, slightly put out, took the bird home and at first it was a great novelty ... BUT: it turned out the bird's previous owner was a sailor on a tramp freighter and he had taught the bird to speak with his own tendency to foul (no NOT fowl you idiots) language ... after three or four very embarrassing incidents... (Including one where a young mother who was breast-feeding her daughter was encouraged to "Show us ya tits, Sweetie." ) Pastor Jones decided he was going to have to get rid of the bird. This was not an easy decision to make because he had grown fond of the.
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